Girl Talk Thursday - five by five
(Here’s a glimpse into my neuroses: I have a hard time constructing a list because I think oh man, if I did run into Johnny Depp and he somehow wanted to do me, what if I hadn’t shaved or showered recently and what if it was totally awkward and man, I bet I’m not that great in bed, especially compared to like, a supermodel and holy shit this list is too much pressure I just want to have sex with a pan of brownies, babe will you go the store and pick me up some of those freezer brownies?)
So I actually had to do some thinking to come up with this list. Here goes!
Johnny Depp. He’s the classic member of the my five. I’ve had a crush on him since 21 Jump Street. The man has not aged. I think he’s gorgeous and I think he’s a fantastic actor. Dude. Don Juan DeMarco.
Mary-Louise Parker. There’s something about her dark eyes and pale skin. I didn’t like her ten years ago, but she’s aged into a classic beauty and her talent gives me the happy-willies. Also, she has a fantastic ass.
Lee Pace. I fell in love with him when we started watching Wonderfalls, and I re-fell-in-love with him really hardcore when I saw The Fall and Pushing Daisies. I love his big fuzzy eyebrows and cute grin and his arms, my God.
Robert Downey Jr. He’s been a crush since the 80’s. He does vulnerability like no other, and something about vulnerable bad-boy types makes my stomach flip flop and wiggle. I hope he continues to age well. I pretty much orgasm over the Sherlock Holmes trailer.
Taylor Kitsch. This is the wild card entry. He’s way too young for me, would probably poke my eyes out with his hipbones, and has stringy hair, but holy crapamole. This boy is gorgeous. And he’s not a terrible actor. Unless he’s playing Gambit. Or a Wi-atch.aRunners up: Jason Mraz, Rachel McAdams, Amy Adams, James McAvoy, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Ewan McGregor, Clive Owens, Tahmoh Penikett, Shakira.
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