swelling with pride. or something.
After years of being snubbed, the University of Florida has finally landed "Top Party School" on the Princeton Review. Nice job, douchebags. Go Gators!
(I think it's pretty funny, actually, but it kind of irks me when a genuinely good school gets press for silly boozing activities. Look, I'm wishywashy!)
Here's something I have a strong opinion about: Storage.
Did you know that Target, Michael's, Joanne's, etc. have shitloads of sexy storage on sale thanks to the epic retail orgy known as Back to School? Storage is porn, guys. It is porn. I cannot purchase enough adorable bright-ly colored canvas doodads to keep my son's bizarre toy collections and my obscene yarn stash and our other random shit in. Storage gives me a boner right in my pants. Especially modular storage that doesn't say Sterilite on it. Also Target has a new Ikea-ripoff line called Itso and it makes me ache.
Go forth and organize.
7 comments:
Heh. Heh. This was just the post for me. I have one whole entire room, every cubic foot, filled with boxes of shit I need to organize/throw out. All I needed was a little inspiration.
I love me some storage from Target. It's like crack to new moms.I have these little cool mulitcolored baskets that we divide barbies in one, art supplies in another, etc. of course nothing stays that way for long but it gives me a few moments of peace which is all you can hope for. Thanks for you sweet response on my blog. I'm glad you "get it."
I saw the news on the Gators. Makes me miss Gainesville. You know, because as a pregnant mom-to-be of twins, I spend a lot of my time boozing and smoking.
They sell you that storage to make you buy more stuff from the store to put in it.
That's looking on the bright side, Neil!
ok MM: been reading your funny comments all around the town and now leaving one here for you, cause dude, storage is better then porn: it is full on sex. but tidier. and more organized.
I love Target, but there is no substitute for IKEA. Those Swedes are geniuses in cheap yet sturdy DIY.
I'm horny. Got buy some under the bed boxes ASAP.
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